I might have one of the lowest immune systems known to man. When I get sick, usually about once every other month, I hit the floor hard. From high fevers that make me hallucinate, to swollen tonsils that make it difficult to eat or drink anything, when I get sick, I’m usually out of commission for about four solid days, and not fully recovered for a week or two.
However, there are some upsides of being under the weather. For instance, I haven’t smoked a cigarette in three days, or had a drink in four (not including hot totties). I get to catch up on TV, reading, and writing. All the sleeping is amazing. And I get to catch events like Apple’s announcement about the new ipad.
Everyone should check out the announcement, Apple should post the speech to itunes/its website later today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
hahaha